Drew and Natalie
It all started with toothpastefordinner.com.
Drew and Natalie are a married couple, they live in Ohio and they're just the bee's knees.
They have a comic they do together, marriedtothesea.com, that is a very special kind of humor, and if you don't find the vast majority of the comics just too fucking funny, I will lose a good deal of respect for you as a person.
Natalie has a brilliant make-up blog called http://www.stuffiputonmyself.com and her own nail polish line, SuperBlack. Normally I would not spend more than 2 dollars on nail polish, but one semi-reckless night I treated myself to five bottles of her HANDMADE nail paint. Ohhh my fucking shit god fuck it's the best nail polish I have ever owned and I am so happy.
Please. If you are a nail polish person, you want Wishful Thinking and Plip and Babycakes. SUPER BLACK® Lacquers do not contain Formaldehyde, Dibutyl Phthalate, or Toluene, which I guess is a good thing.
She also used to produce these strangely adorable colorful comics, at Nataliedee.com. She doesn't make new ones anymore, but the website has so many archives it's still irresistable. The titles of the comics make them even funnier.
When she stopped doing that, after twelve years, she created http://nataliedeemachine.com/. This site makes random comics in her style, and it creates some very weird shit. I love it.
Drew has a disturbingly comical website, theworstthingsforsale.com, the internet's most horrible items. It features a new terrible product every day, with such gems as the urethral faucet, a seven hundred dollar dog couch, a vareity of strange fetish literotica, and weed-scented condoms. He's basically the only person worth following on twitter.
And obviously he's a rapper, producer of CrudBump. There's NastyJams, Real Art and Judas Beats. Some lyrics from his jam, I don't do shit -"I don't do shit, that's my decision. Not doin' shit is like my religion. Look to the east five times a day, and if I'm doin' shit, then I put it away".
And he wrote a novel! It's kind of sad but darkly amusing. VEINS.
So, they're like this really strange and funny couple from the midwest with these little pug dogs. And I'm obsessed with them.